to drop into colloquial ockerisms for the remainder of this post, suffice it to say I would like to wish everyone a Vege- er, Very Happy Australia Day 2006. For all its faults, it's still a grous- um, Great place and it's... y'know... home 'n that.
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Ah fuck it.
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What, no Bushy?? :)
You mean Skippy the Bush-Andrew?
You're absolutely correct, that is a terrible omission. My apologies
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