I'm sure anyone actually reading this will want to hear about Brooklyn, Manhattan and all that travelly stuff, but instead, here is part one of the Cabin Guys Guide to American Red Wine...
There are rules, but we won't tell you what they are.
2004 California 'Red Wine'
They Say: All kinds of crap about a fictional red truck on your grandfather's farm making you feel good.
We say: Electric, like sticking your tongue across the terminals of a 9v battery. The aroma is reminiscent of a prosthetic limb production facility. Price was $7.99. Has a slight numbing effect on the lips and tongue, but unlike Kava, it's not really that pleasant. Overall? Pretty bad, but we'll finish the bottle.