Thursday, January 26, 2006

I will resist the urge

to drop into colloquial ockerisms for the remainder of this post, suffice it to say I would like to wish everyone a Vege- er, Very Happy Australia Day 2006. For all its faults, it's still a grous- um, Great place and it's... y'know... home 'n that.

...

Ah fuck it.


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barriesboganswestiesdownsouthsurfinsummertruckie-
tanssteeringwheelhotnesscricketgreenandgoldshort-
eninganygivennametosyllableoneplusObackyardcrick-
etoksothatsarepeatofcricketandthereitisagaincozi-
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nddownundermoretinnieseskieshillshoistssidneynol-
anthrowyourarmsaroundmecatrionarowntreethechanne-
lnineweatherchickanythingsaidthroughthenosewhing-
ingaboutwhingingpommiesmaybegettingaroundtosayin-
gsorrythisyearflagtattsinthenewspaperboardiesand-
ofcoursethebestlookingbabesinbikinisonthebestand-
longestandsandiestbeachesonthisearthohmygodhowca-
niforgetthehumbleyetohsowonderfulandpraiseworthy-
bainmariemeatpiefromtheservobloodybeautymate

2 comments:

Bushy said...

What, no Bushy?? :)

khrob said...

You mean Skippy the Bush-Andrew?

You're absolutely correct, that is a terrible omission. My apologies